December 2008
11 posts
Note to Self!
Dear Self please make it your very highest priority ASAP to learn how to consume alcohol properly! So that when you do drink you don’t feel like a shell of a human being who only has a few short hours of life left! Rule number one: You must eat prior to drinking! Rule number two: Try to stick to the same drink! Goodluck with your future drinking endeavors! I look forward to hearing of your...
Me? I’m scared of everything. I’m scared of what I saw, I’m...
– Baby (Dirty Dancing)