January 2009
54 posts
Matt Jordan & Kaytee present... Porn with Class
matt: why dont they make really classy acoustic music'd porn
matt: like with feist's i feel it all
matt: very tasteful
matt: but point is made
kaytee: let's work on this
kaytee: Matt Jordan & Kaytee present... Porn with Class
matt: yes
matt: really classy like that
matt: after they're done
matt: they clean up everything
matt: and take a shower
matt: and go out to eat
kaytee: they should cuddle for a while
kaytee: and say sweet things
matt: yup
matt: he should stroke her hair all loving
kaytee: they should be for special occasions
kaytee: Birthday sex
kaytee: Valentine's sex
kaytee: promotion at work sex
kaytee: vacation sex
matt: "i decided not to get on my plane and leave you" sex
kaytee: "this movie we watched was kind of arousing" sex
kaytee: "your body looks nice in that dress" sex
matt: "he said something so sweet that it turned her on" sex
kaytee: "it's business time" sex
matt: "the kids are at a sleepover" sex
kaytee: "snowed in" sex
matt: "accepted marriage proposal" sex
kaytee: "my team is going to the playoffs" sex
matt: "you watched sex and the city and didnt want to, so you deserve some" sex
kaytee: "we had a fight over picking china patterns" make up sex
matt: "you had a long day at work so i'll help you relax" sex
kaytee: "you just got your legs waxed" sex
matt: "we kissed and i just had to have you" sex
kaytee: "i just flew 1500 miles to see you" sex
matt: post "footsies under the table during dinner with other people" sex
kaytee: that one wins
kaytee: set to some ben harper or iron & wine
matt: some aqualung
kaytee: just think about all the money we would make
kaytee: porn for the suburban couple to enjoy together
I just had to reblog this because I didn't just heart it I SUPER DUPER (Can't wipe the smile off my face) HEART this!!!!!!!! Must Must Must be made! And I talk about it all the time. Why can't there be a Grey's where they actually have sex!!!!!!! In front of us! I must know what all the men are packing! (BLUSHING) : )
I'm So Bummed!!!! :(
So I just got my teeth whitened like 6 shades!!!!!! YAY
But yet I am so bummed and on the verge of tears!
Didn’t I mean anything to her? I mean I thought we were so close!
How could she just cut me off? We were BEST friends! She is my sister!
She is my daughters God Mother! How could she choose him over me!
Why doesn’t she want to have a relationship with me like we use to have?
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My Functionality Forecast for Today!
Mostly Braindead with a chance of Stupidity!
Yay
I just got into the Creative writing class I have been pining after for the last two weeks! I am so excited!!! P.S. This is my first attempt at emailing a post!!!!! :)
The tribute to the nice guys.
littlemiss:
This is a tribute to the nice guys. The nice guys that finish last, that never become more than friends, that endure hours of whining and bitching about what assholes guys are, while disproving the very point. This is dedicated to those guys who always provide a shoulder to lean on but restrain themselves to tentative hugs, those guys who hold open doors and give reassuring...
“Difference: do you think a dude would really complain/be offended if he were...”
– Sweetness and Light:ANDDDDDDDD….
Out of everything I have been reading about the activities of today, that one deserves a win. It is taken out of context, which does sort of take away some of the points, but regardless, win win win.
(via nechamaelle)
This may be a good point; however, All it...
Distance!
Even though he is so FAR away! The only way we can communicate has definitely made us closer! I Love getting to know him like this! My heart jumps to talk to him! (butterflies) :))
So True!!!!
The truth will set you free. But first, it will piss you off.
- Gloria Steinem
One's Field - One's Love!
I immensely respect my fellow Tumblrs! Just like any decent artist in any field would respect their colleagues! :)
Hot Blooded Woman!!!!!!!
Like anyone would be I am flattered by your fascination with me Like any hot blooded woman I have simply wanted an object to crave But you, you’re not allowed You’re uninvited An unfortunate slide
- Alanis Morissette
“There is no limit to the power of a good woman!”
– R.H. Benson
Good things come to those who...
heymissy:
littlemiss:
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Fill in the blank, fellow Tumblrs!
work hard enough to make them happen.
Work hard for what they have, are grateful for what they have, and don’t let what they have blind them from what they can give!
Dear Tumblr!!!!!!!!
I wish I could rate my hearts! Sometimes I heart something with one heart, but sometimes I heart something with like 10 hearts!
What was I thinking???????
I use to say these when I was in High School!
“Dont’ hate me bcause I’m beautiful! Hate me because you can’t have me!”
“Free sex and Expensive Love!”
They were like my mottos! I thought they were just so cool!
I wasn’t even popular! I hung out with the stoners! I was never a total stoner. I loved glam way too much to be a total stoner. I actually...
That's Right He is My Treasure Chest
“You know you are my treasure chest It’s pure perfection when we kiss and You’re my Mr., I’m your Miss Gonna be until we’re old!”
- Gwen Stafani (Luxurious)
realization.
pocketfulofhope:
i think i must workout every. single. day.
i build up so much stress and emotion that if i don’t get it out that way, then i eat whatever i can find. it’s awful. even when i don’t want to workout, i must make myself. for my own fucking sanity.
Um! Count me in on this too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Things that make you go HMMMM
When ever I am addressing a married man and woman whether in print or in person I always put the guys name first! ALWAYS! Does that make me chauvinistic or just traditional?
“Holding anger is a poison. It eats you from inside We think that hating is a...”
– (via littlemiss)
Definitely the time spent on hatred could be far better served!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So Inspirational!!!!!!!
“I’m the opposite of moderate, immaculately polished with the spirit of a hustler and the swagger of a college kid. Allergic to the counterfeit, impartial to the politics. Articulate but still would grab a nigga by the collar quick. Whoever havin problems, with they record sale just holla TIP. If that don’t work and all else fails, then turn around and follow TIP. I got love for...
These Arms of Mine
These arms of mine They are lonely Lonely and feeling blue These arms of mine They are yearning Yearning from wanting you And if you Would let them Hold you Oh how grateful I will be These arms of mine They are burning Burning from wanting you These arms of mine They are wanting Wanting to hold you And if you Would let them hold you Ohh how grateful I will be Come on, come on baby Just be my...
best. day. ever.
pocketfulofhope:
i joke with my friends that i’m dating myself. and it’s so fucking fun.
today, i woke up at 10, rolled out of bed. left it messy. smoked some resin. threw on my tight yoga pants and a hoodie. went to the tanning bed. went to the mall to buy new mascara at sephora (love.love.love). picked up a venti soy vanilla latte from starbucks. went to target and bought new tights for...
Relationships Can Evolve!!!!
I have had a VERY checkered relationship with my mother! It was my birthday recently and she gave me a card! I just loved what it said! It felt really genuine! Like she really felt that way! :) Our relationship has come a LONG way and I wouldn’t change the journey of our relationship for any reason no matter how painful and heartbreaking it may have been at times! It has had such a strong...
This Came to Me recently!!!!!
Nobody else is or can be………. ME!!!!!!!